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For people between jobs

Unemployed? Take a number.

iAmUnemployed is a community for the job hunt. Count your days, collect ridiculous titles, swap stories with people who get it, and celebrate loudly when someone escapes.

Save my spot in the queue

Free. Launching in English first. One email when it’s ready.

Example
Your number
days in the queue
PhD in Iced Coffee

Thesis: the ATS never sleeps.

Screenshot your ticket and post it with #iAmUnemployed.

What’s inside

Built for the waiting part of the job hunt

Count your days

A queue ticket instead of quiet shame. Log applications, interviews and even rejections. It all counts as effort.

Leaderboards you can laugh at

Legends of the Queue, The Escapees and Grind of the Week. Opt-in, and always under a nickname.

People who get it

An anonymous feed for rejections, interviews, wins and bad days. Plus Rejection Bingo and Unicorn of the Week.

A proper escape

Land a job and the whole queue celebrates. Your profile flips to iWasUnemployed, and you can help the next person in line.

The ranks

Which title are you?

Your title levels up the longer you wait. The joke is on the situation, never on you.

  1. 0–30 daysOn Vacation (Allegedly)You
  2. 31–90 daysLinkedIn AmbassadorYou
  3. 91–180 daysPhD in Iced CoffeeYou
  4. 181–365 daysCouch SageYou
  5. 366+ daysLiving LegendYou
  6. Got hiredEscapeeYour profile flips to iWasUnemployed.You

The vibe

Made for sharing

Every moment turns into a card for TikTok and Instagram. These are examples.

iAmUnemployed · DAY 147The ATS rejected me before a human could. Honestly, respect the efficiency.PhD in Iced Coffee#iAmUnemployed
UNICORN OF THE WEEK“Entry level. 5+ years experience. Must speak 4 languages. Salary: competitive.”412 votes#unicornjobs
iWasUnemployed · 214 DAYSI’m out. Thank you, queue. Now I’m coming back for the rest of you.Escapee #1,284#iescaped

House rules

Funny, never cruel

The queue is better together.

Join the waitlist and be first in when iAmUnemployed opens.

Save my spot in the queue

Free. Launching in English first. One email when it’s ready, nothing else.